the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff
once i put my mum’s bras on a ceiling fan because i though it’d be a funny prank but then some people came over to look at the house and i didn’t have time to take the bras down so when my mum turned the fan on bras flew all around our kitchen and landed on the people and like no one wanted to say anything so we acted like bras weren’t strewn across all of us
“Nyeh.” Keira yawned and stretched unaffected, then stalked off to go make out with Ariek.
((Too bad MCR is breaking up you heartless cunt))
was just practice
all the bodies you’ve ever undressed
and ploughed in to
were preparing you for me.
i don’t mind tasting them in the
memory of your mouth
they were a long hall way
a door half open
a single suit case still on the conveyor belt
was it a long journey?
did it take you long to find me?
you’re here now,
welcome home.” —Warsan Shire (via larrylikesmeth)
- Me: (wearing my fabo short dress)
- Cokewhore: Hey I like your dress.
- Me: No you don't its a whore dress
- Cokewhore: Every dress you wear is a whore dress because you're in it.
- Me: ... You know I'm putting this on Tumblr, right?
Cokewhores 4 lyfe
Sirius (my kitten) just derped big time. She ran straight into the trophy case one of the birds from the Windex commercials.
if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off
when your internet isnt really working well and your whole dash is just blank squares and you still scroll through it attentively
((I was kinda going through some shit. But I’m getting over it, so.))
((And uh, Chapter Thirteen is coming along quite nicely.
However my updates will be rocky, and non-consistent for anyone who cares.
Thank you for your time.))
hugging people who are shorter than you and resting your chin on their heads ◕‿◕
hugging people who are your height and resting your chins on each other’s shoulders (◕‿◕✿)
hugging people who are taller than you and resting your head against their chests (✿◠‿◠)